Gay Marriage Will Lead to Robot Unions

March 25, 2011

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A future of love and sex with androids, according to Maryland fundamentalists.

Somehow, when a mindset of the past locks horns with a discussion of the present, the promise of the future is born.

At a recent congressional hearing in the US, a group of Maryland fundamentalists—known collectively as Protect Marriage Maryland—put forward the idea that the acceptance of gay marriage would lead, unequivocally, to marrying robots.

“You laugh, but it’s true,” says speaker for the group, Robert Broadus, having attempted to fortify his point on the inevitability of robot unions with a solemn reference to Data from Star Trek.

If you’d like to hear more about the potential for inter-species coupling and robot tears, see the full submission on YouTube.

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Meg White

Meg White is an Offensive Security Certified Professional (OSCP), machine learning engineer, and honors-year electrical engineering student. She is co-founder and CEO of VAUX, a deep-tech company based in Brisbane, Australia, that specializes in AI and signal processing.

The company was founded in July 2018. In 2019, VAUX took part in the Techstars Music accelerator in Los Angeles and raised money from investors in the US. Techstars is the global platform for investment and innovation ... that connects entrepreneurs, investors, and corporations.

Meg also holds the Head Girl role in the research firm, Crone Labs. The company offers research and development in the intersecting fields of machine learning and security. In 2017, Meg was selected to be part of Startup Catalyst's 2017 youth mission cohort where tech-savvy, high-achieving Australians embarked on a fully-sponsored two-week mission to Silicon Valley to become Australia’s next batch of globally successful tech entrepreneurs.

Preceding her achievements in the tech industry, Meg was also a journalist, editor, and online producer. She was principal creative, digital culture, and social media advisor on the marketing team of Nine Entertainment Co. from May 2011 to June 2012.

She has also worked with various publications such as Dovetail Magazine, cudo, Gateway Lounge, and Australian Penthouse, an international men's magazine focused on glamour photography and lifestyle.

Meg completed her education in Journalism, PR, and Popular Music at Griffith University in 2009 and earned her degree with honors as a Bachelor of Engineering, Electrical, and Robotics from the Queensland University of Technology in 2020.

Her interests also include “cyber-physical systems” and she is keen to learn more about making and breaking them. Meg loves deep learning and looks forward to working at the intersection of AI and security for a long time to come.

On her Twitter account, Meg describes herself as having strong feelings for signal analysis, control theory, logic design, hacking, deep learning, and eating the rich. Currently, Meg is focused on learning everything she can about reverse engineering, source code analysis, exploit development, embedded devices, and all the ideas in between.

3 comments

Sex Toys For Men 20 September, 2011 at 09:35 Log in to Reply

Sounds good to me
Rick Ladd 18 August, 2012 at 00:06 Log in to Reply

And once we get our very own Holodecks there will be no reason to ever leave the house!
Davecat 9 February, 2013 at 11:04 Log in to Reply

Fundies are relentlessly insane. Imaginative, but insane. O well; more Synthetiks for the rest of us, I suppose…