Inventor Patents ‘Sex Robot’ Controlled by Man’s Erotic Noises
For when guys can’t say what they want.
At first it sounds—to be brutally honest—kind of silly: a “Male-oriented sex paraphernalia with removable modules” (US Patent 20160120736 A1) that can be controlled by the operator’s sounds of arousal.
Thinking more on it, though, it makes a remarkable amount of sense.
You’re a guy—and if you are not, just play along—and you’re really enjoying yourself with your favorite sex toy. And I mean really enjoying yourself. But you just need an extra something to get you where you want to go.
Male or female, we’ve all been there: how in the world do you say “a little to the left, up a bit, harder, but not too hard, more friction, less lube, and then twist,” when all that comes out of your mouth sounds like a Neanderthal’s version of Hamlet’s soliloquy?
The language of love—when you can’t talk
Mechanically, Wai Kin Yeung’s invention sounds innovative in and of itself—a sleeve outfitted with independently moving, and interchangeable, modules—but it’s this inclusion of a microphone that registers the “amplitude, intensity and frequency” of the user’s voice to control the action that has people talking.
On his reasoning for focusing on a male device, Wai Kin Yeung writes of his patent: “Despite the enormous market potential, most of the sex paraphernalia available nowadays are female-oriented and, no doubt that, the need of male are greatly overlooked [sic].”
Alas, the invention has quite a bit of further development to go before it hits the market, but that someone has realized the problem of control, especially when it comes to sex-related technology, is exciting.
Hopefully, either with Wai Kin Yeung’s device or others, men as well as women won’t have to struggle through an almost-there orgasm to get their sex toy of choice to do what needs to be done: Just moan and have a great time!
Image source: US Patent 20160120736 A1
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