Hot Pants: How Tomorrow’s Fashions Will Turn Heads—And Us On
In the future, our clothing won’t just make us “look” sexy
Corsets to fishnets, codpieces to tube tops, mini skirts to pantaloons, history is rife with clothing specifically crafted to make us appear, to put it mildly, as hot as possible.
Fine and/or dandy, but due to recent technological advancements such as the development of state-of-the-art materials, soon we’ll also feel erotically stimulated—including the ability to don uniquely structured garments made to enhance both our and our playmates’ sexual pleasures.
So let’s put on our top hats, muss up our white ties, dance in our tails, and imagine how future fashions might have us sporting big and quite steamy smiles.
Built-in pleasures
Like how today’s wearable sextech lets us turn ourselves or—allow whoever’s fortunate enough to have their finger on the remote control, have it done for us—our future wardrobe may come with pre-installed sexual technology or designed so miniature vibrators, massagers, and such can be swapped out, replaced, or upgraded whenever necessary.
Not forgetting arousal is more than what you or anyone else happens to have between their legs; the same tech could also be brought to other erogenous zones, as well.
Neck massages get you going? Slip on a jacket, a scarf, stole, or collar fitted with an array of miniature actuators to fire you up.
Someone caressing your thighs have you purring like a kitten? A special set of leggings or a pair of our titular hot pants could also rev up your sex drive.
There’s no limit to what we might create, and considering how fast the sextech industry is already moving, we might have our exciting new arousing garments in less than a decade—or possibly sooner.
Super-sensual fabrics
We’re all familiar with how this or that material can kick our bodies into sensual high gear, so it shouldn’t be challenging to produce someday bolts of super-sensual fabrics formulated to boost an assortment of physical pleasure centers.
Unlike lingerie, which, let’s be honest, is rarely worn for more than a few minutes, we’d leave new materials on, super-stimulating a single sexual act like oral sex or maybe provide more generalized sensations for a range of erotic activities. A one-size-fits-all approach, you might say.
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There’s also no reason why these arousing new fabrics couldn’t deliver more intense sensations. For example, leather chaps—a mainstay of the BDSM community—could be tweaked so that when struck during a scene, they wouldn’t insulate but amplify the impact, dialing it from a run-of-the-mill nine to a Spinal Tap eleven.
Speaking of leather, we might have the choice to wear not just our hearts but perhaps our lover’s actual skin on our sleeves, compliments of a dash of cloning tech woven into our haute—or rather hot—couture.
We may even sport garments sewn from a thousand different vat-grown species, all without harming a single animal or person, as celebrities also may offer their fans an opportunity to wear their cloned flesh.
Brainy and beautiful
Today’s clothing may make us appear smart, but we’re on the way to developing truly intelligent materials that can alter their shape, color, and texture on demand.
Smart materials, sometimes called programmable matter, might even turn instantly into anything we desire, be one or many sextoys, an item of pleasure-enhancing clothing, or a combination of both.
Looking further, tomorrow’s closets may contain a single, shape-and-color-shifting garment occupying an equally single dresser drawer, waiting for us to say how sexy we want to look and how sexy we’d like to feel.
Goodbye dirty laundry
Another innovative breakthrough already appearing on today’s store shelves is stain-resistant nanotech clothes.
A technology that will undoubtedly become a fashion mainstay, if not making washers and dryers, laundromats, and dry cleaners—or the very idea of needing to clean our garments—obsolete.
Along with saving time, effort, and money, we wouldn’t waste valuable resources or energy maintaining our sensual wardrobe, not to mention the damage soaps and other cleaning products do to the environment.
Looking good, feeling better
Like technology, fashion trends prove it’s practically impossible to predict where what the future may hold.
After all, who couldn’t have predicted the 80s shoulder pads craze, bell bottoms, bustles, the 18th century’s mountainous wigs, flappers’ skirts, or the missile-tipped bras of the 50s?
What we can say is when fashion and technology meet, we may find ourselves living in a world where dressing for success means our clothes will arouse others—and ourselves, too.
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